Mirror, mirror, on the wall...

...who is the coolest Escort of them all?

MK1?

or MK2?

I've decided once and for all (possibly!), and that's that. Check out my auto-truths right HERE.

Alert! Gratuitous racecar shot!

Too late! Feast your peepers on the new Toyota Avensis Touring Car that's soon to be kickin' ass and takin' names on a track near you. Full details HERE.

Why does it always rain on me?

You might have noticed our TotallyMotor Product Reviews on some new cleaning products from Kleers. If you didn't, HERE they are.

Some great products that bought the little Alfa up spic and span, but please can somebody tell me why oh why does it always rain on me?

Literally, the moment I finished putting the finishing touches to the 146's glass, standing back to admire my freshly wash and dried Italian supermodel, does the rain start to spit on my perfect paintwork.

I must've been a wasp stinging the bum of humanity in another life!

Goin' underground

Check out this groovy underground shot I took of our latest new car review star - the Citroen C3 Picasso - looking mean 'n' moody in Obsidian Black metallic paint. Check the full review HERE.